The last pinned post has been freed, as was foretold
notunda asked:
I didn't have any moral lessons planned for today so we're just gonna watch a movie
shittysawtraps answered:
oh boy i hope you put on bill nye
I swear I’ve heard this one before.
saw trapping myself for reusing a joke
This cat is too fluffy for me to comprehend in slow motion
wow continuants wow
WOAHHHHHHHHHH
Me: “Do you guys want to see the fluffiest cat?”
Coworkers, immediately and loudly: “YES SEND IT NOW.”
Cat cloud. Cloud cat.
Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”
And I did
He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue
But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”
And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”
You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle
